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The 5 Biggest Box
Office Bombs in Recent History
Don't you hate it when you spend millions of dollars on what
is sure to be a box office smash, and no one sees it? I know I do. Seriously though, when it comes to
movies, it's really all about the Benjamin's. Sure, you leave the theater with
a belly full of popcorn and a warm heart after a romantic comedy, but what
production companies really want is your money. That's why they're willing to
pump huge budgets into the best actors, special effects, and free donuts for
everyone on set. So what happens when movies don't make up their budget?
They're known as "flops," and they're added to the movie hall of
shame forevermore.
"John
Carter" – 2012
What's probably affectionately known
as the first flop of 2012, "John Carter" cost Disney around $350
million to make and market. No problem, right? I mean, how could a movie about
a Civil War soldier being transported onto another alien planet ever fail?
Well, fail it did. In fact, Disney was originally reporting a $90 million loss,
but it sounds like the damages will be closer to $200 million. Not a good day
to be Taylor Kitsch, who was poised to be cinemas newest "it" action
adventure star. Now he's starring on this list instead; sorry, Taylor! Um,
loved you in "Friday Night Lights!"
"New Year's Eve"
– 2011
Mix together a hip, star-studded cast, give them each equal
screen time and a catchy title, and you have a recipe for box office success,
right? Err… not so much. In fact, although it cost about $56 million to make
(most of the budget going to pay the talent) the supposed blockbuster raked in
about $1.5 million less than it cost to make and market. Critics widely scoffed
at the movie's premise, and I believe I read reviews that called it
"vapid" every day for a month. It just goes to show you that pretty
faces do not a movie make.
"The Adventures
of Pluto Nash" – 2002
"The Adventures of Pluto Nash" took a whopping
$120 million to create, but it only brought in a pitiful $7 million at the box
office. OK, can we take a moment to soak in that fact? $7 million is roughly
what small independent films rake in, with nobody actors and newbie directors.
"Pluto Nash" was a starring vehicle for Eddie Murphy, but why anyone
would ever think that a movie revolving around a galactic club owner and a
celestial mafia would be a good idea is beyond me. And apparently, I'm not the
only one who feels this way, considering no one cared to see it.
"Gigli" –
2002
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez showed the world that love
and careers never mix when they teamed up for the box office bomb,
"Gigli." Pronounced "gee-lee," its name was as botched as
its plot; a lesbian criminal, a mob enforcer, and a disabled hostage; what
doesn't sound plausible about that? The LGBT was outraged when Jennifer Lopez's
lesbian character ended up straight after all, after succumbing to the Jersey
charm of Gigli. With a $54 million budget, the movie took in just over $6
million, making it as big of a failure as Jen and Ben's relationship.
"Waterworld"
– 1995
Despite a massive (at the time) budget of $175 million, the
public proved that they weren't into drippy, post apocalyptic movies. Kevin
Costner proved to be a bigger risk, flopping with "The Postman" just
a few months later. Luckily, international ticket sales brought
"Waterworld" to break even, but American totals have the flick losing
about $90 million. In the end, no one took "Waterworld" seriously; maybe
because it was about three hours too long and excessively boring. Better luck
next time!
OK, it might seem like box office bombs are total failures,
but without them, how could we write snarky roundup articles? On the bright
side, production companies know what doesn't work; time to chuck all of those
Civil War/alien dramas and start from scratch. If you know of a box office bomb
that I left out, let me know in the comments below or on Twitter.
Tagg writes for CableTV.com. He typically writes about TV and
entertainment. When he’s not writing or watching the History Channel, he’s an
avid golfer. You can follow him on Twitter @CableTV.
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